Saturday, May 19, 2007

keep your attitude positive

Many times we feel down and in those moments we get disheartened. We could not focus on the tasks in hand and go to depressing mental state in such times. Chemistry of harmones in the brain is one of the reason for such mental state of us. Think of such moments once again and you will realise that time is the most important factor for such conditions as even our positive efforts also bring negative results in those hours.
Can we overcome such moments? Well the answer has to be yes. We all know that in the night no one can imagine about the coming morning and bright sunlight ahead. But night does not last forever even though it seems like unending. After every night, we get fresh morning with bright sunlight which subsides the darkness of earlier night. The length of day is much more than night. Quite similarly, tough times of life are short but they seem unending. After every moments of failure, morning of success comes which make us forget the moments of failure. We have to have patience and positive attitude to enjoy the morning of good moments. If we don't keep our attitude positive the night of hard moments will never end.
Don't lose heart whatever happens. Catch the bull by horns and keep going.

Friday, May 18, 2007

lessons from life

We all have to go ups and down in our life. It matters a lot how we take up these changes in our life and our future life is built on these very experiences. We often feel let down in the negative moments forgetting that those moments only make us realise the beauty of positive moments of the life. If only we have patience and will to excell in all circumstances no one can beat us in our all moments. We should realise that 90% of all the people have IQ level of 50 or less and only 1o % have better IQ. Therefore, these 10% will rule wherever they may be. The other basic feature is that very few people have better E.Q.( Emotional Quotient ) and if we learn to manage our emotions well no one can beat us in the life.

Friday, April 6, 2007

one liners

Death ray, my ass!" exclaimed the patent lawyer, leaning back inside his office window. "It doesn't even slow them down!"
Did you hear about the terrorist who hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
Any time a lawyer is seen and not heard, it's a shame to wake him.
If you can't find a lawyer who knows the law, find one who knows the judge.
Animals aren't as stupid as people think: after all, they don't have any lawyers.
A lawyer is an expert on justice in the same way a prostitute is an expert on love.
A man who dies without a will has lawyers for heirs.
Between grand theft and a legal fee, There only stands a law degree.
The defendant who pleads their own case may have a fool for a client, but at least there's no problem with fee-splitting.
"He who has said that 'talk is cheap', has never hired a lawyer."
There are two kinds of lawyers: Those that know the law and those that know the judge.
Criminal Lawyer's Creed: A man is innocent until proven bankrupt.
In this recession, times are tough everywhere, but in Chicago things are so bad that the Mafia had to lay off seven judges.
The reason law schools have been described as "a place for the accumulation of learning" is that first-year students bring some in, third-year students take none out--and so knowledge accumulates.
Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi."
Jury(n): a collection of people assembled for the purpose of deciding who hired the better lawyer.
Lawyers are safe from the threat of automation taking over their profession. No one would build a robot to do nothing.
Changing lawyers is like changing decks on the Titanic.
There are two kinds of lawyers -- those who know the law and those who know the judge.
Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while you realize that the pig is at home in the mud.
Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as efficient and half as expensive every 18 months.
"Everybody in my family follows the medical profession. They're all lawyers."
The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad name.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Four out of five doctors say that if they were stranded on a deserted island with no lawyers, they wouldn't need any Tylenol.
A town too small to support one lawyer can always support two.
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
One juror overheard saying to another..."You'll notice that neither the prosecutor or defense attorney swore to tell the truth!"